The sign said 'long-haired hippy-looking people need not apply',

so I tucked my hair up under my hat and

I went in to ask him why. He said:

"You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do"

So I took off my hat, I said, "Imagine that! Me, working for you!"

Signs, signs, everywhere's signs, blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind-

'Do this, don't do that'.

Can't you read the sign?